M.A.D. Unlimited
How Dead the Mariners Are
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The guys utilize trade simulators and Spotrac to draft up the Mariners' 2026 Opening Day lineup.

This podcast was recorded on Friday, December 12, approximately 18 hours before Jorge Polanco signed with the Mets. You can see the results of our discussion on the whiteboard pictured above, or you can save 40 minutes and look at it below. For posterity’s sake, we’ll keep Jorge Polanco in there.

  1. Steven Kwan LF (Traded in the offseason for OF Lazaro Montes)

  2. Ketel Marte 2B (Traded in the offseason for SS Colt Emerson, 2B Cole Young)

  3. Cal Raleigh C

  4. Julio Rodriguez CF

  5. Josh Naylor 1B

  6. Haruki Murakami 3B (Signed in the offseason for 5 years, $100 million)

  7. Jorge Polanco DH (Signed in the offseason for 4 years, $56 million)

  8. Randy Arozarena RF

  9. JP Crawford SS

Brian Woo SP

Keep in mind, this is a fantasy world


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